Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset

Katniss: oh no

Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt

Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do

Katniss: Gale stop

Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon

Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like

Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do

Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD

Gale: I MAKE SNARES

Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES

Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS

Katniss: Gale just stop

Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name

Teacher: Albus

Albus: Here!

Teacher: Doctor

Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something

Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione

Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-

Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!

Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose

Primrose: Here

Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!

Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.

Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!

Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!

Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!

Teacher: Rory

Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.

Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.

Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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Police officer: So she just tripped and fell down the stairs?

Me: yup.